Desperate to avoid U.S. forces and gasping for a drink, Osama Bin Laden was plodding through the Afgan desert when he came across a little man at a stall selling ties.
"Do you have any water?" pleaded Osama.
"No, but would you like to buy a tie? fifty dollars"
"Fool!'shouted Osama,'I don't need an over-priced tie I should kill you, but first I must find water first"
"O.K." said the stall holder " It does not matter that you do not want my ties and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a bigger man than that. If you continue over that big sand dune and continue for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant which has all the ice cold water you need."
Muttering away to himself Osama Bin Laden staggered over the hill.
Several hours later, he staggered back to the stallholder.
"Could you not find it" asked the stallholder?"
Osama screamed back
"Your filthy swine of a brother would not let me in without a tie."
2007-03-14 02:22:21 · 25 answers · asked by johnboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so-so
2007-03-14 02:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh excitement a end to all wars each and every thing would be stable interior the international now this1 solitary loony track has been netted oh excitement and peace cometh to all yet no longer until GB And TB are made redundant besides? oh hell no excitement is nigh.
2016-10-18 08:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic joke
thats well funny sorta like the squirrel lady off the film rat race!
2007-03-14 02:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny
2007-03-14 05:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jennings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shorter joke to add in
Osama Bin Farten
2007-03-16 12:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke that long should have a good ending, this one is very disappointing..
2007-03-14 02:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by i'm gay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a current event classic......I like your style but the "Cardinal" has style too. Keep it up my man.
2007-03-14 02:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 4 him
2007-03-15 23:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
despite the slew of criticisms from the answerers before me, i enjoyed this one; good job!
2007-03-14 02:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
it should have been that there was no restaurant and he sent him over the hill to die of thirst
2007-03-14 02:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-14 02:25:16 · answer #11 · answered by fashionista.2009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋