Mary had a little skirt
Split right up the sides,
And every time she wore that skirt
The boys could see her thighs!
She also had another skirt
Split right up the front
...........................
But she never wore that one! ...... lol.
2007-03-14 02:21:19 · 16 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha-ha-ha-ha!! Good one!!
2007-03-14 17:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third skirt that Mary had
would sway to and fro
and every time she wore it
you could see her Camel toe
2007-03-14 02:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by nalla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her Cream O' Wheat
She gave me a show
And Whadda know
That little b*tch is a Freak!
lol
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
They planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass
And grabed Jills @ss
And now his front teeth are missing!
2007-03-14 02:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-14 02:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are some extra effective to function. a million my son won't attend college on the on the spot as he is going to burial floor to attend funeral and not coming lower back. 2.my son could be getting to his uncle's marriage and he's the only one to marry him.
2016-10-18 08:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty Mary!!
2007-03-14 02:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it this joke is nice you really hit the spot with this one it rocks good job girl.
2007-03-14 02:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Ijust e-mailed it to everyone i know, & text it to the others
2007-03-14 02:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by newsboysno1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad, the guys were waiting to see her in that skirt. lmao
2007-03-14 02:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by beautiful mind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....cute
2007-03-14 03:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋