Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
2007-03-14 02:10:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL very funny,,,,,but you are giving the guys an bad idea,,,,,,,,not so good
2007-03-14 02:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by cowpattice 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blond walks as much as a counter and says to the clerk "can i've got a pound of ham please" the clerk says "Nope sorry" so the blond says "ok how a pair of pound of Roast beef" to which the clerk replies "No sorry have not got that the two" so the blond is getting disillusioned and says "properly then can i've got a pound of cheese i do no longer care what sort" and the clerk merely says "No" so the blond asks "properly why no longer" and the clerk says "Cuz this could be a ironmongery save". --------------------------------------... How does a blond turn on the easy after intercourse? She opens the vehicle door. --------------------------------------... how are you able to tell if a blond has been utilising your laptop? there is white out everywhere in the demonstrate. --------------------------------------... A blond a brunette and a redhead are all on the OBGYN and that they are all pregnant. The redhead and the brunette start up discussing some thing the redhead study asserting which you would recognize the gender of the youngster by way of what place you have been in while it replaced into conceived. So the redhead says "i'm having a boy because of the fact i replaced into on acceptable" and the brunette says "properly then i could desire to be having a woman because of the fact i replaced into on backside” abruptly the two women human beings hear the blond crying so the redhead turns to her and says "Oh honey what's the undertaking” and the blond says sobbing "i'm having doggies!" --------------------------------------... Did you hear with regard to the all blond hockey group? They drown for the time of spring education. --------------------------------------... How do you tell if a blond is having a bad day? She has her tampon at the back of her ear and can't locate her pen. (ewwwww) --------------------------------------... A blond is going to a soccer sport and the seat she gets is nice at the back of a good sized concrete positioned up and he or she misses the whole sport. while she gets abode and tells her husband he asks her why she didn’t ask to alter seats with somebody next to her and he or she says "i could no longer, there replaced into no person there."
2016-10-02 02:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-14 02:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a joke back at you :
Do you know who "Darth Vader" is?
Did you know that he has a sister?
Her name is "Ele-Vader.
2 tongue twisters for you : (Extremely Hard) :
The Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick.
Sally sells seashells on the seashore to Sam and Sid on Saturday and Sunday in seasons.
2007-03-14 02:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Double J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats as good an excuse as any 10/10
2007-03-14 04:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har Har. By the way, you've got a big cherry on your nose.
2007-03-14 09:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Good Joke...
Ive got one but its really bad...and yourve probably heard it before but.:
Doctor,Doctor.. I feel like a dustbin ..
Dont talk rubbish !
Yeh.. I know its really, really bad!
2007-03-14 02:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like a cissy. I wouldn't care whether my wife caught me or not. Put up with it or get out. That's my motto.
2007-03-14 02:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beautiful - keep em coming!
2007-03-14 02:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-14 02:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋