A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"
2007-03-14 01:52:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You see, the thing here is that you don't REALLY appreciate a lawyer joke until you have worked for one. That's what I'm doing right now (yes, even as I type, the evil Hassidic bastard lurks around the corner). So 10/10, my friend.
2007-03-14 02:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2007-03-14 09:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-14 10:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are your jokes always funny? i never know any good jokes
2007-03-14 09:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes sense ha ha
2007-03-14 08:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-14 08:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by lazer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny in a cruel way. :-D
2007-03-14 10:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-14 08:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-03-14 10:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by mbenn60 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile...
xx
2007-03-14 08:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋