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God is like any builder I know.

2007-03-14 00:33:07 · 14 answers · asked by Darth Potato 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

so he's off on another job, eh?

waiting for a skip?

taking £2000 of some old lady for tarmacing her drive

2007-03-14 00:37:33 · update #1

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According to bible God took rest on seventh day.
According to Quran God never gets tired.

2007-03-14 00:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

I will try to answer this with science ! First he worked sit days then rested on Saturday. Living forever a day to him may be 100 yrs, 1000 yrs. etc. So in a couple of minutes (200 yrs) he checks his project and sees its going bad he keeps the good part and flushes the rest down the toilet ( Noah's Ark ). Then he decides to start a new patch in another tube on the other side of the table ( 10,000 light years for us ). He comes back the next day ( 10,000 yrs for us ), and decides to check on first batch, he finds it cancerous (sin, war, murder ) checks to see if any is worth saving and burns the rest so the infection won,t spread.

2007-03-14 01:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by James B 5 · 0 1

Jehovah has never stopped working. At John 5:17, Jesus said: "My Father has kept working until now, and I keep working."

2007-03-14 02:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 0 0

God has never taken leave.The supreme watches over you wherever you are.You will never hide from God thinking the supreme is on leave.Let us be faithful to God's laws as we shall be judged right or wrong according to our deeds on this earth.God is definitely omnipresent.

2007-03-14 00:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by mukwathagicu 4 · 0 1

God the ultimate absentee landlord.

AD

2007-03-14 02:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh - Didn't you know? God gave up on men about two thousand years ago, and started working with woman. Men never noticed, they were to busy loving themselves up, and praising themselves on high, while thier brains never moved upstairs.

2007-03-14 00:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0 1

Be not deceived for God is not mocked
For whatsoever a man sows that shall he also reap.

Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ
Seek Him while He may be found
Call upon Him while He is near
Let the wicked forsake His way
and the unrighteous man his thoughts.

2007-03-14 00:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Is God a female?

2007-03-14 00:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 1 0

If thats true than how are you breathing?

*And he will love thee,and bless thee,and multiply thee:he will also bless the fruit of thy womb, and the fruit of the land,thy corn,and thy wine,and thine oil,the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep, in the land which he sware unto thy fauthers give thee.
*Deuteronomy7:13

*He hath given meat unto them that fear him,he will ever be mindful of his covenant.
*Psalm111:5

Nope Im pritty sure he has enough to keep him buisy!

2007-03-14 01:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by goodgirl5567 2 · 0 0

God works every second. he never stoped. he worked 6 days to create our enviroment (earth, stars, galaxies, grass), and he works through holy spirit till now.

2007-03-14 00:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Unicorn 1 · 0 1

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