who wanted to catch the train,
the train started, she farted,
all the way to spain
2007-03-14 00:19:29 · 6 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went to the pictures tomorrow,
I took a front seat at the back,
A lady gave me an apple,i ate it and gave it her back.
I went round a straight crooked corner,
I saw a dead donkey alive,i drew out my knife and i shot it,and the poor dead donkey died.
2007-03-14 00:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was an old woman from spain...
She bent over in the rain,
slipped and got hit by a train,
that bumped her into an old man with a cane
whom only farted every time the train started all the way from spain in the drizzling rain.
2007-03-14 07:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there was a old woman from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than a hour
her t**s where a flower
and her a**e where full of weeds
wil
2007-03-14 07:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has the wrong number of lines for a Limerick and does not even scan.
2007-03-14 07:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin,
as he wiped his chin,
If my ear was a **** I would **** it
2007-03-14 07:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Jack J 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, not really.
2007-03-14 07:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋