Joke about an anniversary............?

Question

Ole and Lena had been childhood sweethearts and had married and settled down
and were celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary.

Arm in arm they walked through their old neighborhood and down the street to
their old school. Once there, they held hands as they gazed upon the old
desk they shared and into which Ole had carved "I love you Lena".

On the way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car
practically at their feet. Lena quickly picks it up, but they don't know
what to do with it so they take it home.. There, she counts the money, and
it's fifty-thousand dollars.

Ole says "Ve got to gif it back."

Lena says "No vay Ole. Finders keepers!" She puts the money back in the bag
and hides it up in the attic.

The next day, two police officers are going door to door in the
neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home.

They ask, "Pardon me, but did you find any money that fell out of an
armoured car yesterday?"

Lena answers, "No..."

Ole replies, "She's lying officer, she hid da money up in da attic. I
vatched her do it."

Lena say, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the two policemen sit Ole down and begin to question him. One says,
"Tell us the story from the beginning."

Ole begins, "Vell, ven Lena and I vere valking home from school
yesterday......."

The policeman looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Answer 1

Better Anniversary Joke:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your boobs dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Answer 2

HahaHa!
Some will not accept truth if it hits them in the face! LOL.

Good One!

Answer 3

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer 4

Thanks for that one