A traffic policeman pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the LADY driver. "Ma'am, why were you weaving all over the road?" he asks.
"Oh officer!" the lady replies. "Thank god you're here! I almost had a terrible accident.
I swerved to aviod a tree that was in front of me, and when I looked there was another tree, again in front of me, so I swerved the other way, and there was another tree staight ahead.Then you stopped me."
"ok" says the officer.
"Ma'am," he says, Looking at her rear view mirror. "Thats your air freshener."
not sexist not racist JUST A JOKEE
2007-03-13 22:41:53 · 11 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's very funny. And not racist or sexist!!
2007-03-13 22:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herdingchronic stems from the wild wolves preliminary stalking and chasing of prey. whilst canines are first further to inventory (sheep,cows) they're TAUGHT to not certainly grip or kill the animal, yet to restrain themselves....for this reason bringing out the organic herding ability. some canines seem to have greater instinct then others do, alot of that would rely on breeding traces. protectionchronic is diverse. teach a Doberman Pinscher sheep, and that they'd in all probability walk away, chase to play, or chase to kill and thats it. it may be alot harder to convey out a "herding" instinct. protection inspite of the undeniable fact it particularly is organic in ALL breeds, some breeds are purely greater bodily intimidating. A Rottweiller seems lots greater shielding then a yappy toy poodle on the door. i don't think of protectionchronic would desire to be seen an instinct...in line with possibility purely a trait of dogs derived from wolves sorting out for their p.c... The herding group of canines is seen the main sensible group in particular because of the fact of their herding instinct and ought to paintings and please their grasp. so a techniques as not neutering based onchronic....i think of thats a fantasy. i've got seen many altered canines do precisely besides at herding or protection paintings as altered ones. Even Police canines are fastened, right here in Canada a minimum of.
2016-12-18 13:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-03-14 00:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a joke I have heard a lot the last few days,. 5/10
2007-03-13 22:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one. 8/10.
2007-03-13 22:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was on here the other day - try again.
2007-03-13 22:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just got it
2007-03-13 22:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that was pretty funny :)
2007-03-13 22:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by jab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great funny
2007-03-13 22:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny!
2007-03-13 22:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by shaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋