Two kids are arguing over whose father is the most coward. The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes he slides underneath our bed." The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared that when mummy works nightshift he sleeps with the woman next door!"
2007-03-13 22:15:24 · 9 answers · asked by Stargate 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha that's funny.
The difference between 'friendships':
Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it.
Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them say he slept over. Two claim he's still there.
2007-03-13 22:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa haa haaa heeheeeeeee 9/10
2007-03-14 07:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 8/10.
2007-03-14 05:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd better hide from her,. 7/10
2007-03-14 05:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lamo ok this one is funny
2007-03-14 05:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by jenny s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...........wait I work nightshift..........Oh ya I'm not married..............good
2007-03-14 05:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
2007-03-14 05:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS GREAT CLASSIC JOKE YOU 'VE MADE MY DAY
2007-03-14 05:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-14 05:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by shaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋