A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.
One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"
2007-03-13 18:33:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
2007-03-13 21:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... stupid priest & pastor... why dont the just say it in a simple way.. so everybody will get thet message easily..
2007-03-13 18:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by albatross 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-03-13 18:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by USMCwifey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. thats funny
2007-03-13 18:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!! thats funny! and the moral of this story!!! LOOK WHERE YOUR GOING!!! IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET ALL WET!!!! lol. j/p nah, believe in GOD ad he will guide you into no harm
2007-03-13 18:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by Time is of the Essence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it - IT ROCKED MY SOCKS OFF. i replaced into giggling SO difficult IT MADE ME CRY. thank you plenty FOR a plenty needed snigger right now!!!!!!!!!! I supply it 4 stars!!!! thank you as quickly as back!!!
2016-10-02 02:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny first time i have heard it
2007-03-13 18:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, have not heard it. Still have not heard it, even after you putting it here, since technically, I "read" it instead of 'heard' it.
2007-03-13 18:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by nontatertot 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha great 10/10
2007-03-13 19:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.. man thats hillarious!! Its unpredicatable which is good!!.. Im gonna tell that to my mates!! HAHA.. thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-13 19:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋