Demons, posing as doctors, have convinced you all that you have internal organs -- that your bodies are divided into different parts on the inside (parts that are not visible by the naked eye, how convenient is that) and that these parts must work together in order for our bodies to function.
However, if we seek the truth, we have to look no further than the vegetables that were created by god. Our bodies are completely solid and all the work is done at the molecular level -- like potatos, in the garden. God made us from dirt, after all.
Doctors want you to believe that you need organ systems to live ... when this is completely false. We are like God's Magic Potatos, and our insides are made primarily of starch.
Will you drop your false belief of intestines, gall bladders, and lungs and embrace the truth of the Magic Potato Theory today?
2007-03-13 17:48:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*lol* I promise that I didn't make this up. My imagination is not THAT complex.
2007-03-13 17:53:42 · update #1
You are absolutely right is there a place where I can send you money and my first born child to sacrifice.
2007-03-13 18:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not sure about the Magic Potatos, but you should definitely stay away from the Magic Mushrooms. You've had enough for one day!!!
2007-03-14 00:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by data_disaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like denial.
I get your point, which is that people believe the most ridiculous things, despite evidence to the contrary. Case in point: Noah's Ark. A childish story for simpletons to believe.
2007-03-14 00:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to collect my dead skin cells and keep them in a jar. When I get enough I deep fry them in a cast iron skillet in 3'' of oil just like my grandma used to make.
2007-03-14 00:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This has to be one of the funniest things I've read tonight.
You forgot to mention that HMO's are the new Anton LeVey.
2007-03-14 00:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, have you been out for long? Is it just a short break before you have to go back in?
2007-03-14 00:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, this is a revolutionary breakthrough in medicine.
humans have in fact evolved from potatos, not monkeys.;
2007-03-14 00:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by Ziggy Stardust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Modern medicine saved my life and the life of my son.
It's not "the devil".
(Hi, Heretic)
2007-03-14 00:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no magic potatoes for me.. i really thought this was going to be a legitimate question.. yahoo has failed me again
2007-03-14 00:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by ThatGirl6 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, I know that's not your real opinion, but I'd like to know if someone really told you that.
2007-03-14 01:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋