English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Here's a theological argument that penicillin mold grew on Jesus.

First, we know that many diseases are caused by bacteria. But we also know, from the Bible, that they're caused by demons; so, bacteria must be demons.

Second, we know that Jesus could cure diseases by laying hands on them. He cast out the demons--and what's the best way we know to "cast out" demons/bacteria? Penicillin-based antibiotics!

This is just another example of how miraculous the Bible is, that it predicted the use of penicillin two thousand years before its discovery! Praise the LORD!

2007-03-13 17:38:36 · 8 answers · asked by God, Not Gravity! 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

I am christian, and you make us look ridiculous. Just read a science book and get an answer that makes sense why don't you?

2007-03-13 17:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1 0

Disease is part of IMPERFECTION, what we inherited from Adam and Eve, AFTER they sinned/ disobeyed.
Bacteria are part of God's creation. All bacteria are not bad for us.
If our immune system is working properly, bacteria/ germs do not affect us.
Bacteria were in existence long before disobedient angels became demons;
So, logically, Demons are NOT bacteria.

When Jesus or one of the disciples cured a disease, they had God's approval. It was God who removed the imperfection, The disciples, even Jesus, were just the channel through whom Jehovah God was operating.
It was for God's POWER, his Holy Spirit, that Jesus always prayed for, to be able to do these things.

2007-03-13 20:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0 0

The healing Jesus did was supernatural. We are not supposed to be speculating HOW it happened...it was a miracle performed by God.
Yes, Jesus is God.
God the Father, God the Son & God the Holy Spirit.
The Bible says we are to have "a child-like faith".
I do not think it involved penicillin at all, because demons can be simply cast out by commanding them to in the name of Jesus Christ.

2007-03-13 17:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by lafrava 1 · 0 0

Do you actually think of this stuff yourself, or are you getting it from somewhere? I want to read it. Seriously, your questions are great. Getting people to answer them seriously is even greater still.

2007-03-14 05:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ahh, the old moldy messiah argument. Classic.

2007-03-13 17:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 2 1

I sure hope that you just wasted your time in jest.

2007-03-13 17:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are living proof that not all monkeys did evolve

2007-03-13 17:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by alberto k 3 · 1 0

And people listen to advice on here????

Be careful what you write please.

Demons are NOT bacteria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good Grief!!!!

2007-03-13 17:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by 4263 4 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers