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There was a guy named Jon. There was a girl named Jeana. They were both teenagers that work the same shift at the local fast food resaurant. She likes him and he thinks she is really cute. He asks for her number so that he can talk to her and they can hang out sometime. One day while she is at his house and he is in the kitchen while she is in his bedroom, she says to him, "well bring it on". Guessing what she meant by it he comes back into the room.................(you finish from here)

2007-03-13 17:18:58 · 11 answers · asked by gtavcking 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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...he comes back into the room with an elephant. He jerks the elephant off, Tom Green style from Freddy Got Fingered, all over her face, and since an elephant cums a huge load, he is forced to help her finish sucking it out of the bed covers. Once all the cums gone, he continues to massage her clit until she cums, then he cums in her a$s, and she sh!ts it out into a glass and he drinks it.

2007-03-13 17:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by hell_speak 2 · 0 0

Guessing what she meant by it he comes back into the room with two greasy double meat and double cheese burgers from the fast food restaurant and they enjoy their burgers while watching a kickass movie....nothing else happened that night. Jon rode home on his bike and Jeana went to sleep because she had class in the morning. They went out now and then but eventually broke up as all teenage romances do...so don't do anything your going to regret later in life when your old like me and wishing you had made better decisions....Think before you act...

2007-03-14 00:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Barbie 1 · 0 0

sweat dripping from his far head... out of breathe ... he opens the door to find Jeana waiting patiently .. she says to Jon " that looks delicious !! " I can't wait any longer .. with that Jon puts the large chocolate covered strawberry in her mouth ...and says "come with me " they proceed back to the kitchen to devour the entire gourmet meal Jon had just finished preparing while Jeana puts down the book she had been looking for on the shelves in his bedroom .. As they eat a smile comes over both their faces............... (yeah yeah what did you expect ..porn?)

2007-03-14 00:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by connie b 6 · 0 0

jon fell to his knees speechless as he staired down the barrel of the gun. The once innocent sweet heart turned into a cold hearted criminal.

" I love you more then my life itself" said Jon. those were his last words. and I guess for Jeana that wasn't enough. The police still have not found her but they have numerous reports of seeing a women of her type with a tatoo on her back saying

"life itself isn't worth it"

if you see her will you please call 1 800 found her

2007-03-14 00:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Suya 4 · 0 0

He returns to the room and finds that she has "brought it on" and aggressively dug up his calculus homework, a subject she adores, and finished his undone classwork! This now frees him up to "Bring it on" and so he collects his favourite Will Farrell video and they go into the living room to watch it. After all, no proper young lady hangs around in a boy's bedroom!

2007-03-14 00:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0 0

and jon DOES NOT take her clothes off, but just lays down next to her and waits 4 her to make the first move, then goes along with it.
They all live happily ever after
The End.

2007-03-14 00:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by aggiegrl 2 · 0 0

...so he comes in the room with a huge plate of french toast he was making and a box of milk....they eat their fill and fall asleep holding each other.

2007-03-14 01:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 2 · 0 0

to find her sleeping with your dad, and you know your father has herpes, but you dont care you are so horny you jump all up in her also...mmm oh yeah baby thats right you caught the herpesyphilaids and your penis wont stop dripping and ohh it burns when you pee.....Why.... Cause you and your dad didnt wear a rubber.

2007-03-14 00:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Laura J 2 · 0 0

does the pope drink with a funny straw?

2007-03-14 00:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by scorch_iz_alive 2 · 0 1

he brings her mother to his room

2007-03-14 00:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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