If evolution is true, why can't plants swim?

Question

Evolutionists claim that plants evolved from fish. But plants don't have bones, or lungs, or scales, or fins! They can't move at all, much less swim around. Doesn't that disprove evolution?

I just love how you atheists can't get your facts straight. Some of you claim plants can swim, some claim they can't, some claim plants are brain-eating zombies... Some of you claim plants evolved from fish, some don't... (If they didn't, where'd they come from? Satan didn't create the bacteria/demons until after the Fall!) This inconsistency just shows how unreliable human science is. Only GOD's word can be trusted!

Answer 1

I love your nick. God, not gravity--that's good.

You win the troll-of-the-week award for getting so many people to take your question seriously.

Brain-eating zombies, diabolically created bacteria, I love it!

:)

Answer 2

Woot? o.O
Name your source. And even if you were right and an atheist really said to you that plants evolved from fish, isn't it conceivable that you simply met a dumb atheist? You know, not all atheists are smart.
Simply look in the wikipedia. There you will see what is science's widely accepted opinion about the evolution of plants.

Answer 3

If Creationism is true, why can't plants swim?

That makes much more sense than your question, because there is absolutely no reason an omnipotent creator wouldn't have made plants that could swim, walk, talk.... ooops, forgot the pet talking bush Moses had.

Oh.... you really got the details wrong on what "Evolutionists" claim, showing just exactly how little you know about it. You better hope Moses doesn't get off his Ark on mount gethsemani and fly over on his magic flying carpet and feed you to the whale that swallowed him..

Answer 4

Who the heck have you been talking to? You might actually read a book on evolution before you spout this crap. You might still disagree with it, but you'll sound intelligent while doing so.

Plants can't swim because it is not evolutionarily advantageous to swim. Not for them, anyway. You evolve until you find the niche in which you can survive. In the case of plants- most of them anyway, swimming is not part of that equation.

Answer 5

I think the answer is right there for everyone to see unless they chose to ignore it and follow their animal instinct to deny the existence of a very intelligent and complex design going from the smallest particle in your body to the massively huge galactic order.

When people chose to ignore the creator it’s chaos everywhere and science can try to answer what it wants it can never explain how the world we live in was initiated in the first place, they ago as far as a big bang but cannot answer the simple question of who caused the big bang to happen in the first place or why ? They can tell you come from a monkey but they cannot explain why monkeys or any other animal for that matter hasn’t evolve into a humanlike creature or even developed the ability to speak, to feel, to have morals and boundaries or the intelligence and arrogance to make up crap about theories that doesn’t make sense about how he came to be !

They tell you a creator is out of question but when they’re stuck in their answers they just say we don’t know how or why !!
Science would be much more productive and would make much more sense it if accepts one and only one concept, the presence of a creator and sustainer of the universe. If only we accept that everything falls into place and suddenly makes sense !!!

I will finish by quoting one of the most imminent scientist of our time, someone who shaped the very core of modern science, Albert Einstein himself, on his death bed he while trying to write the so called “theory of everything” said to his nurse “God is not hiding anything from us, he only wants us to look harder…” take the hint…

PS: God does not equal church, I will not dictate which faith should be followed or which God is the true God but it’s you duty to search and find out for yourself, just don’t take the easiest option… your parents or your society does not necessarily hold the ultimate truth…

Peace !

Answer 6

now you are overacting.
You must be one of those people who think it's fun making religious people look bad by pretenting to be somebody really dumb and religious. I am not religious, but even I think that's a very sad occupation. It doesn't promote understanding. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
As this is probably where you took your ID from
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
it is much funnier and more intelligent than your question.
If you write something more like that I may at least be entertained.

Answer 7

uh...who says that? They may be talking about sea anemones, or the plants that actually DO break off and move a ways in the ocean before planting themselves into the ground. There's one animal that eats its own brain and then becomes a plant in the ocean, actually.

Answer 8

who said that plants evolved from fish??? look i star doubting that we evolved from apes, from an "intelligent" animal cannot have evolved someone like you...sorry to say, in your case it would be more believable that we evolved from stones or potatoes

Answer 9

Plants can swim, and they do. Haha.

But you just keep claiming that we believe plants evolved from fish. Keep it up.

Answer 10

because they evolved for the purpose of being smoked!

...that's the whole problem with evolutionists. They smoked too much!