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And pretty soon, we can put EVERYONE with AIDS on the moon. Who will contribute to my humanitarian fundraiser?

2007-03-13 17:14:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Civic Participation

How dare you contradict me! I'm Bono, damm*t! I make more money than all of you combined!

2007-03-13 17:24:05 · update #1

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Persons with AIDS should be sent to the moon to prevent contamination with the general public. It is a good punishment and excellent place for rehabilitation.

2007-03-13 18:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0 1

And why would you want to do that? You certainly are an eccellent fundraiser, I have no doudts about that. Do you mean putting everyone with AIDS on the moon and just forget about them? Really sir, I'm sorry but I don't think this would really demonstrate humanitarian compassion as I understand it. Fundraising for research to find a cure would be more appropriate. Yes; this has been done by many, but suggesting such initiative is practically unbelievable coming from someone such as you. Among celebrities who have been active in fundraising for AIDS victims is Elizabeth Taylor and never in all those years have we heard such nonsense from her! I would not contribute to your fundraiser because I believe it is not humanitarian at all. I wonder what Mr. Clinton who is also helping in fundraising to help people with AIDS thinks about your bright idea?

2007-03-13 17:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by montralia 5 · 0 1

Bono sure does like ripping off old Sarah Silverman jokes.

2007-03-13 23:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by closetcoon_fan 5 · 0 0

We will... and by the way... All you need is money and the right director to stage a moon landing.

2007-03-13 17:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Skeptic 7 · 0 0

then you'll suggest we move the gay and the lesbians and the ppl we don't like and the mother-in-laws and then someone will move us as well. why don't you go to the moon coz that way you don't have to face anyone

2007-03-13 17:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You lead a pretty boring exsistence to think of such a question. One day that which you criticize will haunt you and become your burden. Ever heard of unconditional love, didn't think so.

2007-03-13 17:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by Shyler 4 · 2 1

Something like this was attempted once although it was a reverse migration to Africa. It was called Freedonia or something like that.

2007-03-13 19:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God bono, you're a genius. I'm in, you take paypal?
also, we should send crack babies and welfare mothers too.

2007-03-13 17:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Do you want to go too?

2007-03-13 17:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by pegs 3 · 0 0

sick

2007-03-13 17:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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