2007-03-13 16:17:36 · 4 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is a guy who is playing golf with a priest. While they are on the 10th green the guy misses a three foot putt and says, "God dammit, I missed." The priest tells him not to use vulgar language on the golf course. Then on the next hole the guy misses a two foot putt and says again, "God dammit, I missed." The priest tells him that if he continues to use vulgar language on the golf course, he will have God strike him down with lightning and kill him.
Then on the next hole he misses a one foot putt and says, "God dammit, I missed." All of a sudden a tremendous bolt of lightning comes down and kills the priest! Immediately after, a voice comes out of the clouds and says, "God dammit, I missed."
2007-03-13 16:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks in to an appliance store. She asked "Can I have that T.V?" th owner says "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde comes back to the store wearing a brown wig and asked " Can I buy that T.V?" the owner says "We don't sell to blondes" the blondes asks " How did you know i was a blonde?" the owner says " Cause' thats a microwave."
2007-03-13 16:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Rayne. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry if this sucks i just made it up randomly
" chinese people all it egg rolls, vietnamese people call it spring rolls, what do black people call it?"
2007-03-13 16:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by azn boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what black and white and read/red all over?
2007-03-13 16:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by windhatr 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋