An old lady was eavesdropping on a telephone call between her neighbor and his brother. When she put the earpiece to her ear, this is what she heard...
"First emma cumma, then I cumma, then two esses cumma together, then I cumma once more, then two more esses cumma together, then I cumma again, then pee twice, then I cumma one more time."
"Why you... PERVERT!", she shouted. "Why are you calling me a pervert?"
"I'm just trying to teach my brother how to spell MISSISSIPPI!!!"
2007-03-13 16:05:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was this the missing classic joke...sometimes it takes longer....and YES I ABSOLUTELY love this joke....Alda
I am beginning to think that YA is kinda like an older couple...sometimes it takes longer...no one is sure why...but it feels great when you finally get it....
2007-03-13 16:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the old lady was jealous because she no cumma.
2007-03-14 18:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋