herpes around my private parts?
I never had sex before.
Therefore:
God must have done it to punish me
2007-03-13 15:53:02 · 6 answers · asked by FAUUFDDaa 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Makes about as much sense as the virgin birth anyway,well actually it's more likely than the virgin birth.
AD
2007-03-13 16:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your logic is flawed and your helmet is funny looking. Go and seek wisdom, learn the true meaning of If/Then/Therefore, and get thine self a more stylish hat.
And for pity's sake, stop talking about your private parts.
2007-03-13 23:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, the virgin herpes, interesting.
Did you rub your genitals against the urinal at a public restroom? (Unnecessary imagery? Perhaps, but so was your question!)
2007-03-13 22:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
did you go to a party..
drink some pop..
wake up the next day with a sore bottom?
2007-03-13 22:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just because you don't consider humping the family dog sex, doesn't mean it isn't.
2007-03-13 23:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why would god waste his time punishing you
2007-03-13 23:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋