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and I am a firstborn child, and March 11th was my 28th birthday...
AND
an hour before March 11th EST, I was in a plane making a very rough landing in Burbank
AND
an hour later, I was sitting about six inches from Andy Serkis...who winked at me...

AM I DEAD?

And if so, since I was not Xtian, does this disprove Pascal's wager?
*drink*

2007-03-13 15:51:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

No, but you should be proud to be alive, and having been near Andy Serkis!

*Drinks* You just hate my liver. Don't you?

2007-03-13 16:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Who is Andy Serkis? Happy birthday by the way.

2007-03-13 15:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First off, happy late birthday!
Second, what you describe, while kinda freaky, isn't always true. Take for example, the baseball player Mickey Mantle. All the other males (he father, uncles, grandfather, etc) died before they were 40. So, Mickey figured "What the heck?I'm probably going to suffer the same feat anyway" and proceeded to pretty much drink himself out of the game. Mickey Mantle lived into his 70s.
Just some food for thought

2007-03-13 15:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by wdaz 3 · 0 0

who is Andy Serkis and why is he flirting with you?

No you are not dead. you are having a NDE

2007-03-13 15:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by babydoll 7 · 1 0

When Lorraine Ashbourne reads this, she'll file for divorce...

Lucky you!

2007-03-13 15:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

ur a bonafide stiffy ..

2007-03-13 15:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

uhh..
HAPPY late BIRTHDAY!

2007-03-13 15:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0 0

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