ok, 10 points for who ever guesses it correct first.
*i am a monoteistic god.
*i send people to hell for not believing in me, yet i provide no good reasonable proof to believe in me in the first place.
*i am a homophope for some reason.
*the book which represents me makes no sense, and contains many fallicies and non-senses and contridictions.
*if you pay me money, i will send you to heaven.
*if you disobey my orders, i will send you to hell. (but you do have a choice, technically)
*im selective when it comes to miraculous healings, i can only do ones that would happen anyway.
which god am i?
2007-03-13 15:41:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i agree with laptop guy above me.
2007-03-13 15:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know what monotheistic is, if it means sick, hes a good God u r just blind like I was.
*just have to seek after him, to find him only the faithless would need a sign. cuss they don't know his voice. seek his face ask him if he is real.
* talking about the priests, they arn't God, but they belive they should not desire the flesh, and stay selibint. witch is the right way and the wrong way. its wrong to stay selibit, they r blind to the teaching of God. beeing selibint causes evil or homooo or child stuff, cuss they r starving themselfs from what God created you for life. now the flesh is evil cuss, we mate animalisticaly, and u cannot be aloud into heaven with your mates. u can go to heaven, but not together. seek his face to learn how to love a woman. proverbs 30:18-19
* Gods trying to open peoples eyes thats why all the confusion, some will see. noone seekes his face for understanding and wisdom. romans 3:11-18.
* he asks to give 10% of your income, to help with the spreading of the gosple to save peoples soles, and u do get blessed with tresures in the kingdom, and here,
*true, but there is the blood of Jesus as atonment
*u r looking at to days time, the time of solom and glamora, no one has the faith, ( I think the christians ack it) Ihave yet to see a true deciple, were towns were healed i only see one or they r all over in afraca. I seek his face for these gifts, one day U will here of the greatseeker, and start to think of God. seek his face learn his ways. may God show u the way athiest.
rememver all u have to do is spend 1 min in prayer and ask GOD R U REAL. and he will come to u one day.ask and recive seek and ye shall find knock and the door will open. is what the father claims.
2007-03-13 23:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The God of Peoples Misconception of the Lord Jesus Christ as Seen Through the Eyes of The Unenlightened.
Let's see you pray that 3 times fast.....
2007-03-13 22:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba'al Berith. It was a no-show at the Sacrifice showdown on Mt. Carmel.
2007-03-13 22:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Christian God!
2007-03-13 22:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The un-enlightened ego.
-----I'm speaking literally.
If that's the current idea of god then I'm an Atheist.
2007-03-13 22:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elohim! Also known as Yahweh, or Jehovah.
2007-03-13 22:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kind of god i don't believe in.
2007-03-13 22:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by Banana tree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W Bush? He has most of those traits, in his own mind.
2007-03-13 23:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohhh, I like games.
2007-03-13 22:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YHWH per chance? Or Allah. Or Jehovah.
2007-03-13 22:46:02 · answer #11 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋