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2007-03-13 15:35:00 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! I was about 13 yrs old and was at an outside mall shopping with my dad. We were just talking and walking and all of a sudden he pulls me in front of him with his back to the wall and starts yelling "rape, help me!!" a few times and while doing this he wont let go of my arms so im struggling at the same time. So it actually looked like I was trying to do something. A lot of people gave us weird looks. We laughed our butts off afterwards. My dad does weird things like that all the time.
2007-03-13 15:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was at the mall with my mom and my 3 kids, and we were waiting for the elevator. I had been having this song stuck in my head all day, so I started singing it out loud. It is an old country song.....Amarillo By Morning by George Straight, well any way I am like the worst singer, and my mom tries to hint to me that there is a man standing right behind me looking at me funny. So yea, I had to get into the elevator with him. I was really embarrassed
2007-03-13 16:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
photograph this: on the appropriate holiday in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, my boyfriend and a pair of male friends we met all sitting on the coastline in front of two bars having cocktails and my boyfriend says he has on no account swam interior the sea! nicely i grow to be greatly surprised, being from Cali and all, so i'm like it is so relaxing, do no longer hassle. So off i pass to coach him a thank you to dive interior the path of the waves and stuff, whilst hastily right here comes those waves, way better than any in Cali and that they slam me to the sand! I upward thrust up in a daze and much to my ask your self, my entire bathing tournament grow to be now no longer on my physique! i grow to be freaking out interior. i eventually pulled myself jointly and after quite a whilst desperate to venture up into the bar to apply the bathing room and a number of of human beings pointed and made comments to me like super T!ts and stuff! OMG! I so grow to be no longer buzzed sufficient for that crap! LOL
2016-09-30 21:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was riding my bike back home, i was like a mile from home and the back of my pants split open. I had to ride my bike all the way back home anyways... i hate Levi strauss from now on... i will never wear them again!
2007-03-13 15:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay, im in acadamy trying on bathing suits and i get one on and my friends are outside the dressing room (or so i thought) so i yell "OH MY GOD! this bathing suit makes my thighs and butt look huge and boobs look tiny!!!" and i come out 2 show them and as i walk out i see my total crush and his friends laughing so hard. i turn around to run and i bump into a metal rack and fall down. when i finally get up my top gets stuch 2 the rack and it comes off. i run into the dressing room in tears. oh ya, i had a huge bruise on my head for like 2 weeks and the guys call me thunder thighs
2007-03-13 15:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
One day in my english class we were all working quietly on like poems or something, and there were some cute girls in my class sitting next to me and all of a sudden I tooted!
2007-03-13 16:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by THE Tsax07 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha. Uhm. My Mom was telling my Dad about the Kid I liked, right as he walked by. Then she yells "HEY THATS HIM ISNT HE CUTE?"...Needless to say I wasnt seen for the rest of the day.
2007-03-13 15:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
only in grade 1 we were at graduation day and all the parents were there and i wasent payong attention and i sat on my teachers lap and when i got up my pants fell
2007-03-13 15:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
My pants split open in public
2007-03-13 15:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i started my period for the first time in school and it leeked through and i was crying and scared
2007-03-13 15:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋