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2007-03-13 15:30:54 · 25 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Sports Martial Arts

25 answers

We are not covering that today. Today we will be covering what to do if someone attacks you with a peice of fresh fruit. :P A bannana. First you shoot them then you remove the bannana and eat it thus disarming them.

2007-03-14 09:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 0 0

Didn't we do this question about 2 days ago?

I (personally) would defend myself by using my walking stick martial arts applications:

Taiji Walking Stick Forms
Cane Masters System.

The end of my walking stick isn't quite as pointed as his... but my 37 1/2" walking stick is stronger, harder and I have been trained how to use it as a weapon. His stick doesn't have a handle -- the handle of my walking stick can be used for tripping, hooking, gouging and taring as well as striking.

On the off chance that I didn't have my walking stick with me, the answer would be simple -- RETREAT!

2007-03-13 23:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Retreat as quick as possible.
If not possible then still retreat.
If unable to retreat than remember that anything is a weapon.
An assailant that can't see or stand can't fight.
Don't fight the stick and the guy instead look to beat a knee or an eye.

2007-03-14 04:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by G Lester 1 · 0 0

Answer: What ever you do make sure that "pointed stick" stays the HE!! away from your anus. You also might try yelling, "I'm not gay!!!" To prevent anything further from happening I would suggest you sleep on your back for a couple of months until he "cools down." and finds another target for his "pointed stick."

2007-03-13 23:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Roger J 3 · 1 1

If the weapon was in the right hand and he thrust this at me, I'd step to my left (behind him) and simultaneously grab the wrist area, buckle his right leg (bringing him down).

Next, a handsword to the neck, rip&claw to the face and knee to the back. Once he is then on the ground, I'd jump into the air and land another knee to his back.

Now thats KENPO!

2007-03-14 13:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by gretsch16pc 6 · 0 0

heres what you do, let him go for the stab slide to the side slightly hold the stick against your side firmly, then if you can take the stick from him, if you can beat him with the stick. just start striking him until he drops it then punja him

2007-03-14 00:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) Get away if you can.
2) Use circular movement to avoid the point & try to get inside to neutralize the reach of the stick.
3) Strike hard & strike fast.

2007-03-13 23:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2 1

Don't worry about that, what if they have a banana ???

I like the references to the self defense skit from Monty Pythons Flying Circus, good stuff.

2007-03-14 07:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0 0

Pick up a nice-sized rock, or something else dense and wieldy, get close, and throw it as hard as you can at his face. When he gets disoriented, get inside and grapple with him. This is good for knives, machetes, clubs, and so on. If there is nothing to throw, ask him to hold on, and use "phone a friend".

2007-03-13 23:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by Iconoclast 2 · 0 1

i would try to avoid the situation by not putting myself there, but if confronted, i would have to make that individual wear that stick in a position that is not proper to post here on this site. wouldn't be the first time.

2007-03-13 22:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by barrbou214 6 · 1 1

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