A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-03-13 15:08:13 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a really good one!!! ill give you a star with it
2007-03-13 15:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.. harsh but true.. good one 10/10 and a star!
2007-03-13 22:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but hurts another person's feelings
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2007-03-13 22:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by DoubleDigit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2007-03-13 22:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao love it
2007-03-13 22:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by unreal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good! lol
2007-03-13 22:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by lynnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA LMA0 ..â¥
2007-03-13 22:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by iLaLaLoveeyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS PRETTY FUNNY!!!
2007-03-13 22:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by living the life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋