What was the last b0ner you ever made in public?

Question

I have a way of invariably outdoing myself when it comes to social faux pas. The last one I am guilty of invovled telling an older woman that I liked her wig (yikes!).

Answer 1

I accidently told a man at work that I wanted to have sex with him. I was commenting on what a great guy I thought he was. And that I loved his hair. (It was super messy). He said it was sex hair, and it took a long time to get it like that. I asked how long. He said about 8 hours. I said, "Hmmm, well, that just kinda makes me want to have sex with you." He said, "To experience that hair?" I said, "No to experience 8 hours"
I have a big mouth really. I have been told that I just say what comes to mind, and it is often not the right graceful thing to say. I like it. No lies here.

Answer 2

i am officialy confused