A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."
2007-03-13 13:43:50 · 18 answers · asked by B B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's fantastic - lol.
A nice clean joke which is hilarious.
Actually, maybe it wasn't that CLEAN, considering the subject matter - lolololol.
10/10.
Have a star.
2007-03-13 13:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, wish I was the fly on the wall to see the person take the cash out of that box;)
2007-03-14 00:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats hilarious
2007-03-13 23:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by THE Tsax07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute lol, thx for giving me a smile =]
2007-03-13 20:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol b b thats brill another one for the pub the weekend
2007-03-13 21:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-03-13 20:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by smstornado 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! HA! HA!
2007-03-13 21:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2007-03-13 20:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made my day and i am very sick!thank you!
2007-03-13 20:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good1
2007-03-14 06:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋