A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-03-13 13:30:11 · 28 answers · asked by B B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of my co-workers went to a restaurant that served salted peanuts as an appetizer on all the tables - one of those places with the shells on the floor. Her nephew, 5 yrs old asked her if she wanted peanuts with or without salt.... true story!
2007-03-13 13:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a similar joke, except with a pastor visiting an old lady in a nursing home and she has a bowl of peanuts on her table. he ends up eating them all, but she tells him it's ok, she just likes the chocolate on the outside.
2007-03-13 20:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by katwoman_2911 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my mom's Bingo club ladies, funny joke, I'll pass it along and not accept peanuts from the old gals. HA HA.
2007-03-13 20:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, how nice of the bus driver to help the non-teeth people. LOL
2007-03-13 21:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny though. Ha Ha! 9/10!
2007-03-13 21:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww but very very funny
came to edit à®im brin there chocolate Pnuts, they cant eat the nuts, so suck chocolate off and offer diver the nuts
2007-03-13 20:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥™Tia™♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
2007-03-13 20:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so grossed out its funnyyyyyyyyyy-bet that driver won't eat any more of their peanuts lol
2007-03-13 20:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i knew from the start there was something wrong with those peanuts!
2007-03-13 20:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by Maggie Marie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's not right lol but u have to admit he did like the taste of old ppl lol
2007-03-13 20:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by lil mb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋