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Question

Girls I`m hanging my head in shame but, couldn`t resist it!!


How to use an ATM machine...
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up again
20. Drive forward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided
24. Re-check make-up
25. Re-start stalled engine and move off
26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles
27. Release hand brake

Answer 1

i love you woman you are funny

Answer 2

Isn't this just a passage taken straight out of a serious information guide for women and men? Obviously based on many studies! Definately a laugh though!

Answer 3

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!" George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
dinner." At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

Answer 4

LOL
9/10
How very true. I speak from a position of authority on this one. Obviously you are speaking from experience Tink so well done for owning up.
Keep drivin'.
Keep smilin'.

Answer 5

lol either they have no life or they wary about 5 things at 1 time so they get distracted and that's a 2 possibility's

Answer 6

Very funny, I wouldn't be laughing if I was in the car behind though.

Answer 7

cor how you did not get a lot of stick for this i do not know if a bloke had posted it he would have been slaughtered alltrue tho 10/10

Answer 8

A man would probably lose the money afterwards. Very funny though.

Answer 9

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one. 9/10!

Answer 10

Great one Tink, imagine if a man had said that the woman out there would kill him - Joking Ladies.!!!
10/10 you seem to be on fire tonight.!!!
xxx.

Answer 11

wow tooo funny 5 stars