i have a great idea but i need help! help please!?

Question

i love to prank people, and i need ideas to prank my boyfriend. maybe something flirty but not like sexual or anything, just funny and flirty. any ideas? thanks!

Answer 1

Send a group of people with balloons, a big check, a "prize van" and a camcorder, automatically he is going to think he's a winner and you'll have all that on tape!

Answer 2

There a several radio stations that make great prank /punk calls. You give them a little info, and the clever dj runs with it. He has just enough info to ask clever, leading questions and usually the results are hilarious. Could you possibly get permission to short sheet his bed? It's an old trick, but it still makes me laugh, and you could always grease all his doorknobs with vaseline, another oldie but goodie. Maybe not too flirty, but fun!!

Answer 3

I used to date a girl who liked to shock people, too. The first time, she and I were spending the afternoon with friends, and during casual conversation, she said something about I liked whipped cream on her... Uh, you know. Anyway, I'm just sitting there, flabbergasted beyond all belief, and our friends are staring at the both of us, and Brandi elbows me in the ribs and says, "Gotcha!"

Months later, my whole battalion was in formation in dress uniform for some kind of awards whoop-de-doo, and she came to watch. After the ceremony was over, and we marched back to our company area and dismissed, she comes running, wraps her arms around me, plants the biggest and wettest kiss on me while everyone's still milling around and says, "Y'all are the studliest (yes, she really said that!) ratchet-ranger in this here Army, so let's get to the car so's y'all can prove it!" My company commander wouldn't stop grinning at me for a whole month.

Sorry, but those are the best I've got...