A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you're bad luck."
2007-03-13 13:15:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know what he's going through. good one
2007-03-13 13:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are able to not wash on specific days or it washes one out of the relatives, in accordance to my mom in regulation. She instructed me this once I had spent all day washing bedding and towels, no one has died and that replaced into years in the past. Then the magpies project, one for sorrow, 2 for exhilaration. curiously in case you spot one magpie, you are going to learn of something undesirable or something undesirable will take place interior the relatives. once you're getting married, its meant to be undesirable good fortune to work out your different a million/2 earlier the ceremony. did not do me any injury, in spite of the reality that i wanted to make him wait!! I fairly have heard one approximately in case you spot a black cat on a nighttime with an entire moon, its meant to recommend your taking part in cards marked?! How in lots of cases do you spot a organic black cat devoid of any white on it regardless of the indisputable fact that? the only one i think is on the topic of the style thirteen. there's a narrative why too... back on the thirteen/01/03 (be conscious the beneficial numbers make thirteen thirteen), while i replaced into residing in style thirteen, I went to artwork and had somebody run into the back of me at 9:thirteen interior the morning. I baby you not, i did not even have faith in those products earlier that twist of fate. My vehicle reg replaced into N2 'thirteen' besides. i stopped up dropping my interest by using being badly injured and nonetheless be afflicted by it 4 years later, so i could call that undesirable good fortune! Spooky eh?! the only project replaced into, it replaced right into a monday not a friday the thirteenth...
2016-12-19 04:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-13 13:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by yasyfm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That dude is a jerk. But that was a great one! =]] LOL
2007-03-13 13:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bleed!ng Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before.
2007-03-13 13:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean
2007-03-13 13:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how sad :(
really, i think this saddened my morning, though i know its just a story.
2007-03-13 13:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. i liked it!
2007-03-13 13:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha....Funny...but your title gave the punchline away.
2007-03-13 13:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by queenB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
verry funny...lol...
2007-03-13 13:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋