A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
2007-03-13 13:12:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha I gave you a star.
2007-03-13 13:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! i like stories about bear naked people, some people can't bear them. Love G. Adams
2007-03-13 20:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one. 8/10.
2007-03-13 21:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-13 20:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by haley m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha loved it 10/10 and a star.....:)
2007-03-13 20:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....that was a good one
2007-03-13 20:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome got n/e more???
2007-03-13 20:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by L A C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-13 21:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ^_^
2007-03-13 20:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋