A woman was standing in a line at the bank. Time is moving on & she is getting more impatient. After a while the man behind her begins to massage her neck & shoulders. She turns to him and snaps "Hey! What do you think you're doing Mister?!"
He says "I'm sorry. I'm a qualified masseur & you looked a bit tense. Sometimes I feel I have to practice my skills where they're needed."
The woman replies "Really? Well I'm a qualified lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front?"
2007-03-13 13:08:22 · 8 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe lol very funny
nice logic she've got
have a nice day! thanks for sharing. makes my morning nicer
^_^
2007-03-13 13:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good fell of my seat an went to heaven nearly but it was one to remember .
2007-03-13 14:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I like it.
A lot.
Funny how some of the 'truer' jokes seem funnier!
2007-03-13 13:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
id like to look at yo. im a dr
2007-03-13 13:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by bob canny fix it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it haha
2007-03-13 22:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-15 02:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA...
2007-03-13 13:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by queenB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol!
2007-03-13 13:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by haley m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋