say something that will cheer me up...
2007-03-13 13:07:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there are some good ones already but i am waiting to have more....
2007-03-13 13:46:02 · update #1
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
2007-03-14 16:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan meets him at the entrance and tells him he has three ways he can spend eternity. He takes him to 3 doors. Behind the first door is a room filled with fire and brimstone and people screaming. Door two isn't much better, it is filled with poisonous snakes and spiders, and the floor is made of nails. Behind door three is Monica Lewinsky giving some guy head. Bill Clinton says, "Oh this is easy...I'll take room 3" Satan says "Very well.....Monica..you've been replaced!"
2007-03-13 13:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by queenB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a panda that walked into a bar. He orders a cheeseburger and eats it. Then as he got up and was walking away, the bartender yelled, "Hey you didnt pay me!" So he took out a gun and shot him dead. Then he walked out. The man sitting in the seat near him saw the whole thing. He took out a dictionary and looked up the word panda. "Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-03-13 13:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by Katie S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something funny that will cheer me up!!! lol!
2007-03-13 13:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by GA_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋