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i've poisoned myself, i ate what i thought was an onion, but it was a daffodil bulb.....the doctor said i would be out for the spring x

2007-03-13 12:53:38 · 26 answers · asked by xtina 3 in Health Diseases & Conditions Other - Diseases

26 answers

Oh people lighten up! Why are folks so against a bit of fun, no wonder the worlds in such a state. Its an oldie but a goodie:-)

2007-03-13 22:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by British*Bird 5 · 1 0

Nice 1

2007-03-13 19:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by lynn a 3 · 0 0

i didn't realize daffodil bulbs were poisonous. wow! considering that's how a lot of the dutch survived during the wars by eating tulip bulbs. best wishes on a speedy recovery!

2007-03-13 19:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by curious_One 5 · 0 1

And the question is?.....

Wow, how could you do something like that? Didn't you know you messed up after the first bite? Didn't it not sting your eyes while cutting it? I am amazed.

2007-03-13 20:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by 1,1,2,3,3,4, 5,5,6,6,6, 8,8,8,10 6 · 1 0

oh my god hope you are doing ok i wish you all the best get well soon xxxx joking by the way idiot you would have known by the taste of it

2007-03-13 20:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by zippy 5 · 0 0

That`s good, as long as you`re in with the same bunch.....

2007-03-13 20:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0 0

You do seem a bit yellow. lets hope you don't wilt to soon.

2007-03-13 20:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sunny Day 6 · 0 0

ha ha, heard similar version before but still like it.

2007-03-13 19:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heh...cool.

I like unexpected jokes...

2007-03-13 19:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't worry I won't panick!

2007-03-13 19:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by I LOVE YOU! 5 · 0 0

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