FidgetyFingers is unhappy with her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the FidgetyFingers returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
FidgetyFingers nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
2007-03-13 12:47:11 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Trickey...you're getting up close and personal :)
Did you know that you are the most popular man in the nudist colony?
All because you can hold two cups of coffee and nine doughnuts.
2007-03-13 13:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well now, seeing as that was posted on here only a couple of days ago, except you swapped the irsihman in the orginal version for ff....
1/10.
2007-03-13 13:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
seen that coming but good 1
2007-03-13 23:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-03-13 13:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahha ...could of been a blonde joke 10/10
2007-03-13 12:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ha! Good one.
2007-03-13 14:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, does this mean war?????. Good joke, except for the name.
2007-03-13 13:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...didn't see that one coming. Good job.
2007-03-13 12:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by queenB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read that joke on this site yesterday, but it's still funny. :-)
2007-03-13 12:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-13 15:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋