im a 22 yr old male who just started my office admin job this monday, the secretary is a married 40 yr old with 2 kids both daughters aged 21, and 19
Today she unzipped me trousers and took my length in her mouth, then afterwards i asked her what her daughters names are, it turns out her oldest is my new girlfriend!!! what shud i do???
2007-03-13 12:46:24 · 14 answers · asked by villa_mad_lad 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
get a hobby because you're no good at story telling
2007-03-13 12:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by northukstudent 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Carry on seeing your girlfriend and her mum at the same time; I am very sure that you will get invited to stay the night and have the opportunity of some fun with them both. Don't mess up and listen to the critics, enjoy yourself and investigate the opportunities.
2007-03-13 12:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Submit the story to an "adult" comic or the Daily Sport!!
If it's true drop the Secretary and her daughter...TOO risky!!
2007-03-13 13:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alf B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up from the dream,
Its now ten to midnight and you have just overslept,
If you have missed work then it may be an idea to spend between now and when you have breakfast thinking up a suitable excuse as "slept in" aint gonna cut is and may result in you being fired.
2007-03-13 12:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 1-800-96-JERRY and go on Jerry Springer
2007-03-13 12:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by Tom B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go back to sleep and enjoy the rest of your dream!
2007-03-13 12:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah O.K Then did i forget to tell you that I'm only a few hours old i was born yesterday 13.03.07 at about twelve o'clock.
What do you takes us for!.
2007-03-13 14:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Gilly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who didnt buy this story.
just a tip--"my length" is very porn sounding, and makes the tale less realistic.
2007-03-13 12:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jill 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep YOUR mouth shut.Lucky B*****d.Have a word with yourself.
2007-03-13 12:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop fantasising and get on with your work!
2007-03-13 13:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋