Little jonnys in class and the teacher says there are 3 magpies sitting on the fence the farmer shoots one how many are left little jonny says there would be none left miss,the teacher says no there would be two left ,little jonny says no if the farmer shoots one the other two will fly off ,the teacher says no your wrong but i like the way your thinking,little jonny says can i ask you a question miss,ok she says little jonny says three woman walking down the street one is biting a lolly,one is s-u-c-k-ing a lolly,one is licking a lolly which one is married.looking a bit flustered the teacher says well i suppose the one s-u-c-k-ing a lolly,he says no the one with the wedding ring on her finger but i like the way your thinking...
2007-03-13 12:44:02 · 36 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol tink thats excellent ive just sent it to all my friends 10 points and a star for you
2007-03-13 13:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty Jonny.
2007-03-13 12:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 07:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha looks like Johnny's a little smarter than the teacher.. :-)
2007-03-13 12:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best jokes I've heard for a while....I wish I could say that it 'sucks' but it definitely made me roar with laughter!
9.578 out of 10.
2007-03-15 05:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute 8/10
2007-03-13 12:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
2007-03-21 06:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful joke with a surprise ending! Best joke I have heard on Yahoo! If I could, I would give you ten points.
2007-03-13 12:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
slurp 10/10 ck
2007-03-15 00:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant Tink, laughing my socks off, how many more tonight? cos i want to go to bed, and i need to calm down.
2007-03-13 12:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋