i took some laxatives last night cos i wanted to loose a bit of weight and this afternoon at work i didnt make it to the toilet and poohed in my pants i was stuck on the phone to a client and it just slipped out i kept it to myself but people could smell it and then evetryone clicked on that it was me and took the mickey out of me im not looking forward to tomorrow what shall i do
2007-03-13 12:22:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Face it out, make a joke of it, laugh at it and the others will not get any joy out of teasing you. Oh and in future dont take laxitives when you're at work the next day!!! lol
2007-03-13 12:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forget about it, move on and stop taking laxitives to loose weight it doesn't work.
all it does is help u get rid of what your body didn't digest when you ate (i.e sh!t) by adding fiber to it.
the food that u did digest is what u should focus on, thats what gets stored as fat if your body didn't use all u ate
laxatives have no effect on this, so take diet pills instead, it will save you the embarassment in the future.
2007-03-13 19:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by JudiM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I think you should just walk in there with total confidence, act like it never happened and go on with your day. It's not entirely tour fault you didn't make it to the bathroom, and if anybody asks, tell them the truth, it's not like there gonna point at you and laugh and purposely humiliate you.
2007-03-13 19:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Squirrelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go into work and do your job if people say something don't listen to them let them talk as long as they don't put there hands on you you will be just fine. Besides ever body haves accidents every now and again
2007-03-13 19:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Michael T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a simple solution dont use laxatives to control your weight
2007-03-13 19:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!
2007-03-13 19:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww thats so nasty nd i dont see how we could help u in sum way meaning this is not an question
2007-03-13 19:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's your fault stupid. Quit your job. You'll save yourself even more embarrassment.
2007-03-13 19:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by kittykattay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take some more laxitives and wear depends next time.
2007-03-13 19:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would highly recommend you take a shower..
2007-03-13 19:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋