A married man was having an affair with his secretary. Not for the first time, their passions overcame them at work and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they then fell asleep, awaking around eight in the evening. As the man threw on his clothes he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He then slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you," said the man. "I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been at it like rabbits all day."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b*#*#*d! you've been playing golf again!" :O)
2007-03-13 12:09:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha !
stepping up the pace now are we?
You asked for this !
:)
2007-03-13 12:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The Scoundrel!! LOL.
Good One! LOL.
Wishing you a great evening!
2007-03-13 19:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh now thats a good one keep them coming have a star x
2007-03-13 19:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice trick.
2007-03-13 19:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by kiddunker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I like it.
Right on cue...or...er...tee?
2007-03-13 20:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-03-13 19:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gemma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've not heard that one b4 lol !
2007-03-13 19:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!! :)
2007-03-13 19:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Siobhan C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good idea. let me just write that idea down ;)
2007-03-13 19:13:35 · answer #9 · answered by spykz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-13 19:23:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋