Courses for Women
101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You can Charge
104 Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your other
107 Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112 Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116 You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117 Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
118 Makeup: The Less is More Theory
2007-03-13 11:47:19 · 15 answers · asked by Curious George 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Home Schooling
I would enrol in the 119 course.
How to be a liberated woman without losing your femininity
2007-03-13 13:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would take them all if men would take the following:
201: Picking up your own socks.
202: Woman is not your slave.
203: Stop scratching now! People can see you.
204: The TV is not real.
205: You can help out with the house work too!
206: How to treat a woman.
207: How to tell when she's faking it.
208: Life beyond your muscle car.
209: Cologne, not for bathing.
210: Looking into the mirror and seeing what is really there.
211: You may not be the catch you think you are.
212: How to speak truthfully without offending.
213: Where to put your toenails when you have clipped them.
214: Foreplay is foremost.
215: How to remove that unsightly nasal hair.
216: Women are not the only one's who can exercise!
217: How to feel like a man when your woman makes more money than you.
218: Dictionary: Monogamy.
219: Resolve: telling your woman not to wear make up but leering at other women who wear more.
220: Keep that in your pants! A class on control.
221: How old are you?
2007-03-13 19:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by Heather H 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
2007-03-14 18:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bah!
I'm not taking any, but I sure could teach a few.
I'm qualified to teach refilling Ice Cube Trays 101 and
How to Replace the Empty Toilet Paper Roll 101 and 102.
I'll sign you up for both. :)
2007-03-13 11:53:39 · answer #4 · answered by blue.green_eyes 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd take course 119: How to Find a Husband Who Appreciates Me for Who I Am.
2007-03-13 11:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have finally met my dream man.....
one who completely understands the personality of a true woman.Huuuummmm! Ooooohhh!
Aaaahhhhhh! Yes! Oh yes! Wheeeew!
2007-03-13 14:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by LucySD 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you knew how to deal with a woman, you wouldn't have to worry about her taking any of these courses. You need to take some courses to teach you how to deal with a woman. I hope you're used to being single because with your attitude you will always be single. Hope your used to it.
2007-03-13 17:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Catherine♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh...can we say " issue's " on so many levels here.
I've taken all heathers classes except 212. I just always open mouth and insert foot. o wait isn't there a forum for that...hmmmm
2007-03-13 22:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by donaldjasonblair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You only need one course:
Your Wife: What You Can't Have Tonight
2007-03-13 12:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by CanadianBlondie 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm currently overloaded with my current course:
119 Many men are full of themselves. How to deal with them.
:) Sorry, but you just walked into that one. :)
2007-03-13 11:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by me 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋