2007-03-13 11:25:52 · 20 answers · asked by kaltharion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
adding 2 points....
2007-03-13 11:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by Yanya Yanyitus de Yanhoos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Chuck is pretty tough and has the moves, but remember, Jesus was a carpenter for 28+ years (they started young back then and no power tools). Also walked everywhere so he was in good shape. Then he drove the money changers out of the temple and you know those dudes had some heavy weight help for protection. I think even with out any heavenly help, Jesus could take Chuck. Most pictures show a gentle, delicate Jesus. I bet the real man looked one heck of a lot rougher than he is portrayed.
2007-03-13 11:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Info_Please 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody can beat Chuck Norris. Jesus may be the son of god, but Chuck Norris is a deity all to himself.
2007-03-13 11:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a tough question. Chuck Norris would probably win, but Jesus can rise from the dead, and therefore can never be defeated. I think it would be one of those fights that never ends.
Now throw in Mr.T and Mohammad and things would REALLY get interesting.
2007-03-13 11:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck would win in the early rounds, but then Jesus would "rise" to the occasion. In the third round, in the seventh minute, Jesus would put the smack down on him and with his partner the Holy Ghost-Man, he'd use his powers to hit him with a bolt of lightning and then use his Superman Like strength to finish him off. Chuck would try to tag his partner the devil but it would be too late.
2007-03-13 11:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough question, because Chuck Norris is a tough dude, but my landscaper Jesus is good with hedge clippers. It'd be a good match, providing Jesus doesn't get deported beforehand.
2007-03-13 11:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
jesus, no doubt. why are you even asking this question?? jesus has a whole army with him and he is always right and powerful in so many ways. chuck norris wouldn't even be close to winning this fight.
2007-03-13 11:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Krista Nielsen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus, of course. He could speak, and cast Norris into the lake of fire without ever throwing the first punch or kick.
2007-03-13 11:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, the dead cant fight back.
2007-03-13 11:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Norris would beat them both.
2007-03-13 11:28:24 · answer #11 · answered by mreed316 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋