Why would he risk getting a plain cookie when he could have believed in chocolate chips?
2007-03-13 11:21:14 · 8 answers · asked by sngcanary 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would believe in them just to be on the safe side. Wouldn't want to be sent to chocolate chip hell for not believing. What an asskisser.
2007-03-13 11:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, I believe in potato chips, wood chips, and computer chips but there really is nothing like a chocolate chip.
Chocolate--the taste for the taste buds.
Great--now my dinner is spoiled because I am going to get some chocolate.....
2007-03-13 11:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by Orpah! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he knew about chocolate chips, you know he believed in them, if he liked them.
I don't believe in them but they keep showing up in my ice cream anyway.
2007-03-13 11:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Curmudgeon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leaving you with "Pascal's Wager":
1) Believe in God. If you're right, you win; if you're wrong, you lose, but not much because you won't know you lost.
2) Not believe in God; if you're right, you win. But if you're wrong, you lose . . . and lose BIG.
Thus, it is worth all of your time and effort to be sure that you have the right God. (Hint: it's not yourself.)
2007-03-13 11:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one rotlfmao.
2007-03-13 11:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A plain cookie is better than devil's food.
2007-03-13 11:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, you've done it now...lol
2007-03-13 11:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wage he would.
2007-03-13 11:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋