Penguins don't like bread:-(
2007-03-13 11:12:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's actually a mistranslation. He did multiply fish and chips but, since no one had ever seen a potato (they were busy surviving the flood with the Indians of South America) the bible put down "loaves".
It is unclear why the gospels neglect to mention that he also turned a bottle of wine that was there into an unlimited supply of vinegar in individual cruets.
2007-03-13 11:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw jesus at london zoo feeding 5000 penguines with one pack of fish and chips. great guy.
2007-03-13 18:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Zen禅Maiden :ジェダイ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he was a chip off the old block and working up the transmutation menu, but already into something less fishy appearing.
2007-03-13 18:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tatoes are a new world thing, Here, eat some <><
(throws a <>< by the head and another one by the tail ><>)
2007-03-13 18:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know some guy wants an egg from you for his girlfriend i think he has 5 bucks?
2007-03-13 18:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much grease! Trust me; He was doing it for the greater good.
2007-03-13 18:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Prue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't think they had chips then, old thing. (you've started me craving fish & chips, darn!) ;D
2007-03-13 18:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't share.
2007-03-13 18:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much trans fat.
He was only thinking of your heart.
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2007-03-13 18:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because grease is bad for you.
2007-03-13 18:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by Ma Dukes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋