Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
2007-03-13 10:50:05 · 13 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tricky...you Tarzan....me Jane..aaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa
2007-03-13 11:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Tarzan that he won't find squirrels where there aren't any nuts.
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2007-03-13 10:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! But.... how would squrrels fit into a hole that's ideal for sex? If his penis was that big, let me get on a plane to Africa!
2007-03-13 10:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that squirrels live in Africa, but it was still funny.
8.7/10
haha
2007-03-13 10:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right.
2007-03-14 14:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so frickin' funny. that's the best thing i've heard all day! thanx for the laugh!
2007-03-13 11:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
Funny though.
lol.
2007-03-13 10:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before
2007-03-13 10:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hers an alternative ending...replace squirrels with bees.....funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-13 10:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-13 12:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by nik2bitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋