Little Jimmy is at school and the teacher says "your homework is to work out the difference between potential and reality".Jimmy goes home and has no idea ,so he asks his dad.His dad thinks about it and tells Jimmy to ask his mum if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid.He asks his mum and she says"don`t tell your dad ,but yes i would for a million quid." Jimmy goes and tells his dad all this and his dad says "Go and ask your little sister if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid" he asks his sister and she says "don`t tell your dad but yes , i would for a million quid" Jimmy goes and tells his dad this and his dad says "There you go Jimmy , thats the difference between potential and reality.Potentially we`re sitting on two million quid, in reality we`re living with a couple of sl@gs".
2007-03-13 10:43:26 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A quid is a pound sterling, as my friend dteacher....so eloquently put it.
2007-03-13 10:56:16 · update #1
LMAO....I never heard this one before. Excellent....Thanks for the LOL
2007-03-13 10:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is very funny and I'm glad you reminded me of it. Must tell that one at work.
Had to laugh at the above guy - what is a quid?
A quid is a pound sterling, my friend.
2007-03-13 10:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok Movie I would Sleep with Demi Moore for a Million Bucks!!
2007-03-20 18:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by apreston60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Tink, even i would sleep with him for a million quid, and im`e a guy. No offers though im`e spoke for. Great joke. Hope all our American friends enjoyed it as well.
2007-03-13 10:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Tink.
Pound sterling is a quid for those that don't know.
10/10/!!!
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2007-03-13 11:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Tink.....We have some ignorant foreigners in the audience.....Quid Every one knows what a quid is come on....
2007-03-19 06:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..its not the worst I've ever heard..but it ain't the best either. Maybe try a different male actor..Robert Redford is a bit too old to be in this joke..maybe George Clooney...
2007-03-13 10:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by DS12221 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i love this joke but the funnier thing is the person hu dint no wt a quid was hahahahaha
2007-03-21 07:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's funny, but that's coming from a slag Loll I would sleep with demi moore for nothing and you couldn't pay may to sleep with redford loll I thinks jokes are only funny with timing and being appropriate, and a genuine effort to make some one laugh.
2007-03-13 10:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by tboyd322001 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
would you at least think about it dn,t say yes straight away 10/10
2007-03-14 01:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋