Rude joke alert !?!?

Question

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says,
"You want to play 'Magic $ex'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house, have $ex,
and then you disappear."

Answer 1

Tricky, you'll get a violation for that one :)

A man picks up a gorgeous woman at a bar and they go back to her place. The man is surprised to see how many teddy bears and stuffed toys the woman has at her apartment - every surface is piled high with them. After a night of passionate the man rolls over and says, "So, How was I?"
The woman replies, "Take any prize from the bottom shelf."

Answer 2

Whats the factor in sticking the 1st paragraph on? its meant to be : Jhonny and Jimmy have been sitting with there mum and dad at breakfast , Jhonny says , "Mum am i able to thrill have some ******* eggs?" the father gets up and shouts the son on no account to swear and tellls him to pass to his room , hes grounded. the mum says "so jimmy what do you pick?" "nicely i do no longer choose f***ing eggs thats for effective"

Answer 3

After he casts a spell of 100$ on her ;)

Answer 4

Good joke, don`t think i will try it as a chat up line though. But then again ?????

Answer 5

Cool joke. But is it murder or is it some underline current that I'm missing? I'm 13.

Answer 6

that sounds like most of the guys i have hung out with

Answer 7

Answer 8

tee hee giggle giggle

Answer 9

CRAPP WANTS FLUSHING
NOT TELLING

LOL

Answer 10

Ha Ha - not bad.