2007-03-13 10:31:00 · 12 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only by constant self-denial, I mean faith
2007-03-13 10:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Only if , my son, you try and pray with all your might. Remember to look to your instruction manuel, the bible and say Jesus's name when you feel yourself attracted. Denial is the way of the lord! Deny yourself meat at certain times during lent, deny yourself science classes, happiness or anything that might make god angery, and ye too shall see the promise land free of the blashpomes ways of earth. May god be with you (unless you are unworthy, such as another religon or you have not accepted Jeeeeeeezus as your lord and savoir)
2007-03-13 17:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Kam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heterosexuality isn't a disease - no sexuality is.
With will-power, you may be able to change your mindset.
2007-03-13 17:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the Ted Haggard 3 week crash course in heterosexuality
2007-03-13 17:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if you pay hundreds of dollars to Christian "counselors" (don't look too closely at their credentials), and accept their statement that you are an evil sinner, lower than whale p0op.
2007-03-13 17:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by catrionn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he were good looking, hum, maybe?
Now if you're a girl, just pray that God is a Godess.
2007-03-13 17:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So wait, are you saying that you want to be gay?
Heterosexuality means you're straight.
Homosexuality means you're gay.
in case you didn't know.
2007-03-13 17:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by drummerofaband 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know, but I will try and help you by praying to my imaginary god... "Oh Lord who isn't in heaven, please release this 'soul' from the temptation of the opposite sex. Let all manner of wickedness (such as heterosexual marriage) by pass your child. In your imaginary name, I pray. Amen.'
2007-03-13 17:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The love of God can do things you can't even imagine!
2007-03-13 17:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by Jamie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, but he could make you a nice "rack" to practice with.
2007-03-13 17:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋