Once upon a time there were two men. One of them has a hen that lays an egg every morning for his breakfast. One morning, the guy wakes up and sees his egg on the other guy's lawn. So he goes over there to get it but, by the time he gets there, the other guy has already picked it up.
The first guy says, “Hey that's my egg.”
The other guy responds, “But it's on my lawn.”
The first guy says, “Well, where I come from, we have a way of settling these problems. First we get our heaviest boots and kick each other in the nuts. Then we time each other to see how long it takes for both of us to get up. Whoever is up in the least amount of time wins.” The other guy says okay.
So the guy with the hen kicks first, because it's his hen. The second guy doesn't get up for 30 minutes, but he finally does and says, “Now it's my turn.”
But the first guy walks away, saying, “Never mind, you can keep the egg.”
2007-03-13 10:04:48 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. Fancy two men fighting over an egg!
2007-03-13 10:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie.
2007-03-13 17:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder if he will send his neighbour an easter egg?? bet he don`t. good joke, made me laugh
2007-03-13 17:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! but he could use that egg for the one that was cracked, right!lol
2007-03-13 17:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but still a bit funny
2007-03-13 17:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive seen it before only with punching each other in the stomach.OUCH
2007-03-13 17:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-13 17:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Cowboy.!!!
That will teach him ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-14 00:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-03-13 17:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a yolk?
2007-03-13 17:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋