A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2007-03-13 09:58:45 · 6 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-13 10:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-13 17:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER happened to me!
cute , even if it is an old one....
2007-03-13 17:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by STARZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 17:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no! lol but funny!
2007-03-13 17:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it thanks
2007-03-13 17:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋