. One had a Doberman and theotherhad a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with theDobermansaid to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogswithus." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pairofdark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said,"Sorry,lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don'tunderstand. This is my guide dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using Them now. They're very good." Thebouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that aChihuahua wasa guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck,"soshe put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again thebouncersaid, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me af*ckingchihuahua???"
2007-03-13 09:41:42 · 17 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely hillarious. can't stop laughing x x x
2007-03-16 13:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by JJ J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad, they cheated a lady that couldn't see with her glasses on.
I tried it once with a girl. I got in.
2007-03-13 09:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by kasar777 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they dont have chihuahua dogs in alaska
2007-03-14 13:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that one made me laugh out loud.
2007-03-13 09:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-13 09:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha cute!!
2007-03-13 09:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good
2007-03-13 09:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-03-13 10:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rose K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats adorable :)
2007-03-13 10:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that's really good
2007-03-13 10:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋