MUSLIM MEN, wouldn't you rather have 70 highly experienced women instead of 70 virgins if you die?

Question

It would be more of an incentive for me.

Nobdy is answering the actual question....

Answer 1

Hey leave the experienced women for the non religious, we have a little more experience in satisfying them.

Answer 2

The last thing Muslim men are thinking about are the "mythical 72 virgins". Muslim men respect women and consider women who have "experience" like an open bottle of water that everyone has had a drink from. If you want to be 35th in line to get a sip go ahead. Muslim men would rather have a fresh clean unopened bottle. Its maidens for martyrs in heaven not virgins. Idiot.

Answer 3

the female martyrs get 70 slaps for being uppity. Gays martyrs get 70 extra minutes of photos on the administrators cut back of popularity. newborn martyrs get 70 uncommon difficult to discover pokemon collectible taking part in cards. old martyrs get the 70 unaired seasons of Matlock in a DVD creditors field set. infant martyrs get a mom with 70 boobs (each allotting a diverse flavor of milk).

Answer 4

I'd rather not have to answer questions about mis-conceptions of my faith.

The "72 virgins" is a lie purported by the political leaders of the Middle East to recruit more suicide bomber to their cause.

Answer 5

even after you had the 70 virgins they would still be considered virgins.

sorry shorty!

Answer 6

Muslim men have more serious stuff to think about! They don't live in a dream land as you do.

Answer 7

If they can make it to heaven, one of the rewards all Muslims are promised is 72 virgins. This is certainly not a "lie," as suggested by one of the less well-informed answerers, as we see below.

The number of virgins is not specified in the Quran, but rather comes from a quotation of Muhammad recorded in a lesser-known Hadith.

("Hadith" is an Arabic word meaning traditions. After Muhammad's death, several collections of his deeds and sayings were assembled. These collections are called Hadith and form the second most authoritative document in Islam, right after the Quran.)

The specific Hadith in which the number of virgins is specified is Hadith Al-Tirmidhi in the Book of Sunah (volume IV, chapters on The Features of Paradise as described by the Messenger of Allah, chapter 21, About the Smallest Reward for the People of Paradise). The same hadith is also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Quranic commentary (Tafsir) of Surah Al-Rahman:

"The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana'a [Yemen]."

So it isn't the case that only martyrs get the virgins, but the only way to get the virgins is to get to heaven--and the Quran is quite specific that the only way to be certain of getting to heaven--is to die in Jihad.

An Islamic martyr is typically a suicide bomber who straps explosives filled with shrapnel and rat poison to his chest, walks into a public place filled with innocent Jewish women and children whom the bomber never met, shouts "Allah Akbar" (God is Great) and then shatters the lives of hundreds, all for the right to gain entrance into a pornographic heaven filled with 72 virgins, young boys, and tons of gold and jewels.

Further rewards, as reported by hadith, are that the fighter in God's cause will, if killed in the struggle, receive privileges otherwise unattainable: he escapes the examination in the grave by the "interrogating angels"; he does not need to pass through barzakh, the purgatory limbo; he receives the highest of ranks in paradise, sitting near the throne of God--Muhammad described the "house of martyrs," dar al-shuhada', as the most beautiful abode of paradise; on the Day of Judgment any wounds the martyr received in battle will shine and smell like musk; his death as a martyr frees him of all sin such that he does not require the intercession of the Prophet; he is purified by his act and so he alone is not washed before burial.

"Martyr" is just one of many concepts that Islamics have corrupted.

Answer 8

Watching you burn in Hell is enough for me. God willing.